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Pretty Pleated Midi Skirt A Must for Uni Chic Effortless Style for the College Girl Look
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Preppy Perfection A Flirty Pleated Midi Skirt for the Campus Queen
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Preppy Chic: Blazer, Skirt & Shirt – Your Instant College Look Sorted!
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