Lace Me Up Strapless Mini Dress: Steal the Show Tonight!
Right then, fancy a bit of this? A right corker, this is. Built like a brick privy, it is. You wouldn't believe the stories it could tell, if it could talk, mind. Probably seen more action than a wartime postman. Guaranteed to make your neighbours green with envy, and your nan ask where you got such a 'splendid piece of kit'. Honestly, it's a steal, and a right bargain, too. Don't be a ninny, snap it up before someone else does. Cor blimey, you won't regret it.
£29.25
£58.50
