Sorted, mate. "Ex Girlfriend? More like Ex-cellent Tee! You'll Love It, Promise."
Right then, fancy a bit of a treat? Close your eyes, imagine a summer breeze, a gentle hand, a moment of pure bliss… and then realise that this… this, is even better. Crafted with whispers of starlight and a dash of mischief, this… *thing*… is an absolute game-changer. Prepare to be utterly, completely, and irrevocably… delighted. Honestly, you deserve it. Go on, treat yourself, you magnificent creature. You know you want to. Bloody brilliant innit?
£8.63
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